On three houses in the flight path of Long Beach airport, Long Beach, CA:

...if you're going to wear a white linen dress, you gotta wear a slip. We 'preciate your sexy panties, but still, pleeeeze! Spare us!

Read all about it Some drunk guy breaks into a place where Alcoholics Anonymous meetings are held. You can't make this shit up!

Read all about it Another beautiful young woman has been murdered--and we'll likely find out 'raped and..'--by someone who forced her into a car. No matter the gun, the knife, or the threats of the monster, fight, kick, scream, yell, throw your body onto the ground, bite, go for the eyes, use your arms and legs to obstruct passage through a car doorway. Fight so hard he's gotta try to kill you right there or leave. The chances are, he's not going to do the former, and will do the latter, which means you get away. But chances are, if you go, you're dead anyway. And heaven help us let's not think of what happens to you in between. Fight ladies, FIGHT.

Read all about it I hate Michael Vick. He deserves to die. Despite his lies, it looks like he was intimately involved in fighting dogs on his property. He is a disgusting creature, and I encourage every NFL linebacker there is to take this monster's head off. To be involved in the torture of the sweetest creatures who love people so much they would do anything for them just for the thrill of blood and gambling... there is no hell harsh enough for this monster.

If you've ever wondered how you could possibly blow over two thousand dollars, here's the hideous Versace purse for you!

Read all about it And he arrived in May this year. MWB & literally millions of others can rejoice that one of the world's most prolific spammers has been arrested in Seattle, and faces decades in prison. Thank you Santa!

Read all about it A family who has lost their loved one in Bush's war can only cling to a puppy who brought him happiness in his last days on earth... a fact known only by the touching photos in which the soldier, Army Spc. Justin Rollins, is nuzzling the puppy. Bush's war to get Saddam succeeded, and American (voluntary service or not) pay.

Read all about it Ah if only all of us could lay the blame for all our wrongs on the chess game Satan apparently plays with our weak lives. But alas, most of us live on planet earth and accept responsibility for our actions. This moron blames the microwaving of her 2 month old daughter by her mentally ill husband on Satan. So who or what do we blame for HER having a BABY with such a demoniacally possessed individual and then leaving said baby alone with him/it? Hmmm? I'd love to wring this f-ing bitch's neck!

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