Go see all about it Just when you didn't know what to get your man for father's day.... It's like putting a kid in front of Teletubbies. You'll keep him outta your hair all day long!

Now THAT'S eye candy!

Read all about it Marla-bee brings us this 'news' that a Los Angeles Times sportswriter is a transsexual who is about to undergo the operation. I mean no offense to eagle-eyed blogger Marla, but this is NOT news. Say again, you say? DUH! All communist manifesto writers at the LA Times are confused!

Everyone has now heard of Phil Spector, the uber famous record producer of Gods of Rock such as The Beatles. But does he live a double life? The aye-aye is a very rare creature native to Madagascar. I think the reason it is spotted so rarely is because all aye-aye sightings are really Phil Spector, on brief visits to Madagascar.

Think I'm wrong? Can you tell who's who here?

As noted in my post about Amy Marie Kortlang, I promised to provide the source for the statistic of 25 American Citizens Killed EVERY SINGLE DAY in the United States by illegal aliens, a figure that is the equivalent of THREE 9/11 disasters EVERY SINGLE YEAR! That source is the General Accounting Office (GAO), one of the most stand-up, non-partisan offices of our federal government. Even the whacknuts don't question data and reports that are published from this office. You can be absolutely assured this figure is as accurate as any figure you're given anywhere.

Greetings loyal readers; Michela reporting from day #3 in Washington DC, an event sponsored by over 30 radio stations across the United States to "Hold their feet to the fire"... We are the "fire"; the fed up majority of Americans who believe it is a sin to continue our current immigration policies and who know the conspiracy of Bush the Liar, Gonzales the Corrupt, and Sutton the Satan which made political prisoners of THE TEXAS THREE. Who I met... Julie-- a mother of three who had lived in Los Angeles for 30 years, but is now living in Raleigh, North Carolina. Why? Because she was at a Fourth of July celebration (totally unrelated to any immigration rallies) a few years back, and the Brown Berets threw frozen cokes at them, urinated on the streets while shouting at them. She then realized that Los Angeles has been taken over and destroyed by the unlawful, illegal aliens who have no respect for our nation; they simply want to come here like termites and devour it and move onto the next piece of wood. Julie is Hispanic; call her a racist all you like. Peter Gadiel-- Father of a firefighter murdered on 9/11; through his five years of digging into the travesty and tragedy of his son's death, he found the blank or completely bogus Visa applications filled out by the 9/11 terrorists, and the wanton disregard for any measure of security for large numbers of young males coming from known terrorist-sponsoring nations. Imagine his disgust to find today's policies promote and support the ability for terrorists just like Muhommad Attah to enter our nation again, have driver's licenses that will grant them access to our airplanes again, and basically allow these types of people to live and breath here with you and me all for the sake of allowing unchecked numbers of Mexicans to stay here. If you enforce policies for Pakistan, you must enforce them for Mexico, so we enforce neither. Bush is talking out his ass when he claims to be with us in the "war on terror..." Katie-- Firefighter son, murdered on 9/11. Had to move out of her lifelong home in New York City because she could no longer bear to hear the sirens of fire trucks. Where she used to find them as a source of pride, knowing her son--or one of his firefighting brothers--was on the way to save a family or a building. But since the tragedy, they were a searing reminder of what never needed to happen, and of all she had lost that fateful day. Brian DeCell-- Son-in-law murdred on 9/11; his happy-go-lucky, light-the-room-up daughter has never been the same since her husbands murder, and it breaks his heart to see her so changed. Mother; asks not to be named-- Daughter murdered by an illegal alien. When her daughter was not answering her cell phone and was uncharacteristically late returning home, she and her husband and her grandchildren got in the car and tried to drive around to find her; was she broken down? Seeing her daughter's car, the family pulled over. When they opened the driver's door, her daughter's bloodied, stabbed, dead body was in full view of the children. And as written below, Melanie Kortlang, mother of a woman murdered by a drunken illegal alien driver, a monster on our roads that would never have been here had Bush and all presidents before him, done their jobs. Thank you Bush. Thank you Pelosi. Thank you almost all Democrats and most Republicans. This is the nation you bring us on YOUR watch.

Michela here, reporting to you loyal readers live from Washington DC where over 30 radio stations have rallied their listeners to come to our nation's capitol to demand our lawmakers listen to the 70% majority of Americans who do NOT want open borders, and to demand the release of political prisoners Ignacio Ramos & Jose Compean. Today, I met Melanie Kortlang, the mother of Amy Marie Kortlang... as you can see in this photograph, Amy was a beautiful woman, her whole life ahead of her. She was murdered on October 9th, 2006 by an illegal alien drunk driver in Ramona, California. The illegal alien murderer had been arrested numerous times driving drunk on the streets of the United States of America. He had previously been deported for driving drunk on our streets, but with a border more porous than my spaghetti strainer, he was back, driving drunk, AGAIN. But this time, he was behind the wheel of a concrete mixer courtesy of Mark Kackstetter, owner of MK Concrete. The drunken illegal alien murdered Amy when he hit her car head-on; we all like to think we drive safe cars. Any of you out there think you can survive a head-on collision with the drunk driver of a concrete mixer? Aside from the concrete mixer, a drunk driver applies no brakes, takes no evasive action. The innocent victim takes this crash full force, and for Amy, and TWO OTHERS!!! in her car, it was obviously more than their precious human bodies and lives could sustain. They all died instantly. Ladies and gentlemen, Amy Kortlang, the face of the human life snuffed out in an instant by a monster who should never have been here in the first place, never mind behind the wheel of a concrete mixer. Behind her, the father of a man whose son was one of 3200 innocent Americans murdered by illegal aliens on September 11, 2001:

Gerardo Rivera went absolutely ballistic on the air over a similar case, saying such deaths have nothing to do with illegal immigration. Oh yeah? If the federal government had done their jobs and secured our borders and prosecuted employers who violate our laws, this woman would be alive. The illegal alien murderer would not have been able to cross our borders numerous times to drive drunk on our streets. Secondly, Mark Kackstetter would have thought long and damn hard before hiring a drunken illegal alien driver to get behind the wheel of one of his concrete mixers; a jail sentence that loomed over his head would have deterred him, even if the illegal alien slipped across the protections (hahahaha) at the border. And for your reference, TWENTY FIVE AMERICAN CITIZENS DIE EVERY DAY AT THE HAND OF AN ILLEGAL ALIEN. This is not a cooked up statistic by some whacko group; it is a statistic compiled and verified (and I'll give you by exactly what agency tomorrow). Are you or your children next?

Update: In Michela's rush to post this absolutely fabulous gem, she (me) failed to properly credit the source, a fellow blogger whose site is http://animatematters.blogspot.com. This fellow blogger properly names his ultimate source... Must love Gore-bee's internet; through this guy's post about that guy's post about another person's post, you know just about all there is to know just by visiting MediaWatchblog.com!!! Teaching Math In the fifties: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit? Teaching Math In the sixties: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit? Teaching Math In the seventies: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit? Teaching Math In the eighties: A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20 Your assignment: Underline the number 20. Teaching Math In the nineties: A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.) Teaching Math In 2007: Un ranchero vende una carretera de madera para $100. El cuesto de la produccion era $80. Cuantos tortillas se puede comprar?

This is the "EX Revenge" Cutlery set. 'nuff said!!!!

You can find this gem at www.PerpetualKid.com. And it comes in SIX colors!

Read all about it I can hear the wheels turning, can't you? "I was supposed to finish this audit. I'm so screwed! What do I do?!" And a little light goes off in her head..."If I set the office on fire, I can say the fire ate my homework!" And so the maniacal thinking goes, to the point where the maniac executes (eh-hem) on the plan and three human beings lose their lives. I almost--and I really mean, almost--feel sorry for this psycho. I can almost see how this crackpot scheme might have seemed like a viable alternative to being fired. But somewhere along the line, one would think that sanity would have settled in and a trip to the unemployment office would seem like less of a hassle than putting together an arson defense. That arson defense is now a triple murder charge, and thinking of the pain the families are going through now...I can't even imagine.

Everyone and anyone who knows me knows all about.... THE NOT-SO-FABULOUS FLOOD OF '05. The scene? One thousand gallons of water pouring in from the ceiling of a third floor apartment, and subsequently destroying said apartment and the two below it. The cause? A broken fire sprinkler that certainly should never have broken. The big deal? The Irvine Company went after Michela like a drunken frat boy on a bikini in Ft. Lauderdale when it was really caused by multiple Irvine Company equipment failures. The upshot? Their vicious bulldog dyke attorney scared the bezeejus out of Michela but in the end, those P-fers didn't get a dime and the only damage was that Michela was tossed onto the street when the lease was up, which seemed a fair trade-off for a several thousand dollar bill in repairs and hotels. Therefore, when I heard the following quote from a source I cannot name, I laughed, having personally dealt with these bastards:

Dealing with the Irvine Company is like dealing with the Mob.

Michela seconds, thirds, and fourths this sentiment. The Irvine Company really does have a monopoly on commercial and multifamily real estate in Irvine, Tustin Ranch, and Newport beach. Let's not forget James Irvine was Irish; maybe the IRA is behind THE FAMILY. Well I just got a good laugh; prior to hearing my seriously sad tale, this person confirmed what Michela experienced first-hand.