Original graphic on the front page of CNN...

Clearly, it reads "HATE of the Union"; crafted with a clever font so the lefty graphic artist can deny deny deny. Gimme a break CNN! I try, really, try hard, to find unfair-ities on Fox, but I haven't found them. CNN serves them to me daily on a fine platter.

The Victoria's Secret parent company recently murmured the possibility of getting rid of their flailing Express/Limited clothing stores after a spate of poor performances, but keeping the wildly successful lingerie/skin care lines. I don't understand how any chick shops at Victoria's Secret, no offense to my dear friend who must have suffered dearly to give me an abfab birthday present. Guys, you're stuck. You gotta go there for the once-a-year obligatory purchase. How are you chicks shopping there _all the time_? The stores are a mess, the lines are long, the available sizes are alternately gigantic stick figure or gigantic blow up doll, they're constantly out of stock on things they should have (like their house brand panty hose or bras), their quality sucks (the first washing of their primo brand bra crumpled the padding like a piece of paper and basically ruined it; subsequent replacements did the same thing), the staff is either permafrost or permadumb, and that's just from the memory of a year ago. Indelible though it is, since it was my experience every other goddamn time I went there to try to get just the simplest thing! And by the way, their perfume reeks! Maybe they waft the air with opium fumes, how else to explain anyone tolerating this lingerie trainwreck otherwise. My undies are off to Nordies, as usual, they always have my size and the staff might be a little dim sometimes but they always, always try hard.

Read all about it Rape, torture, mass killings, but it's still not enough to intervene. What a worthless, ineffective, meaningless, pathetic excuse for an "organization" whose supposed sole reason for existence is to help these situations. Were the UN to have existed in 1942, the Jews still wouldn't stand a chance... Kofi Anan the First, 1942 AD: "Well they're rounding up the homos and retards too, so we can't really call it genocide, exactly. So we can't exactly do anything, really."

Read all about it A professor compares the thousands of innocent victims of the WTC attacks "little Eichmanns" and he still has a teaching job? It's just not that we disagree with his vulgar attitude toawrds innocent lives, but only a complete sociopathic psycho could believe such tripe; hardly a fit candidate for a university professor (just look at the picture for christ's sake). Warning to parents sending their kids off to school; this is the mentality of the university scholar today. For my action-minded bloggers, here's the Colorado State Univesrity at Boulder telephone number, if you want to voice your opinion (I did): (303) 440-9969 If this picture doesn't convince you what a whackjob this "guy" is, nothing I have thus far written will!

Note: CNN had not a single word on this.

Read all about it I really hate to make an example of an otherwise innocent victim, but I can't help myself. I'm sure I'm up for another 2,000 years in pergatory for this one. But only an idiot or a leftist-know-it-all would say something like, "What are you going to do, shoot us?" to a robber who is wielding--what else--a gun pointed at directly at the group comprising the "us" in that question. Thank god the us's weren't all shot, with a mouthing off like that.

Read all about it The latest in an ever longer list of Norman Bates my-mother-made-me-do-it and twinkie defenses, "It was... The pill company!!!" A mental patient murders his grandparents and it's the pill company's fault. Err, what? My guess is the kid is whacked and some family doctor or piseeacheeatrist (my favorite of all Ricky Ricardo mis-pronunciations) slapped him on a pill and now it's the pill company's fault. My guess is even the doctor pill dispensers couldn't see how black this kid's head was, mental patients who don't even know enough not to kill people somehow are clear-headed about being tight-lipped to those who are trying to help them.

Read all about it I think she went down when her brain calculated what her plan for socialized medicine would really cost. Course, she won't admit it...

For days and days all the media could say is how much risk there was to Bush if he held and election and nobody went. Today, their very own picture shows throngs of people in line to vote. And here's where the not-so-subtle distinctions between Foxnews and CNN shine: CNN Headline = "Iraqis Vote Amid Violence" FNC Headline = "Millions Cast Ballots Despite Violence" Given the unbelievably high turnout, and the relatively low number of successful attacks (~45 dead at this writing), which one seems more apropos? Which one captures the essence of this history in the making... shame on you CNN. SHAME! PS: To you pinko floozers, before you say 'every person murdered matters!', where's your perspective? These people are voting for their liberty for the first time in the history of an Arab nation. The motto of New Hampshire, words ringing from our very own battle for liberty, LIVE FREE OR DIE, should be tattooed on your pink faces!

Read all about it Can you imagine being called to work in a whorehouse by the government? Penalty or not... it's a beautiful outcome of social engineering...

www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/01/17/morning.after.pill.ap/index.html The conservatives, who claim "no big government!" want to Nannycam the People when it suits their agenda. They are "concerned" the Plan B pill would be "abused" if available over the counter. Bullshit, they oppose the very idea of birth control. Not only that, what business is it of theirs if it is? The lefties are horrified; they want to dictate all installations of the Nannycam. But taste the cough syrup, o' Libs-Governing-My-Life. "We must not allow 'hate' speech! protect the children!" and "we must ban SUVs!" while we fly four 747s all over the world for a dumb concert (Madonna) or chop up a beautiful Malibu cliff for our sprawling estate (Streisand). Libs, you can't have it both ways; if you want Nannyism, the conservatives get to put their cameras in, too.