MediaWatchBlog - God bless our differences

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

I've been noticing that liberal women are really uptight. Really uptight. For example, I drive a small sports car (metallic blue, convertible, my flaming red hair looks so hot on a top-down day... but I digress) and I must go over speedbumps very slowly and carefully. About 90% of the women in my building get their flesh colored pantyhose knotted far up their buttcracks while they wait an extra 1 minute 30 seconds to exit the parking garage. Another... chatting it up with the hot young checker at the grocery store, the thick-thighed, black hair-lipped beetches just wind it up, and I say, go get laid sister! Since they are liberals and they can't be bothered to let go in this patriarchal hell we call Southern California, I decided to let you see for yourselves what the differences are between US, and THEM... here are a few... CONSERVATIVE [or libertarian;)] ASSES:

LIBERAL ASSES:

Which one would you rather put your hands on?

Wednesday, May 25, 2005 8:10:08 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

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Thursday, May 26, 2005 10:00:50 AM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

I really love Steinem's red China leer; it's better than her stoned out of my goard glazed look. No comment on the androgynous thing--maybe with a wig-- in the center. I think the caption said her name is "Pat".

Michela

Thursday, May 26, 2005 12:22:00 PM (Pacific Daylight Time, UTC-07:00)

The women's movement, to me, was(is) not a success because it only reminds men of one thing when describing Women's Lib (Women's Movement, Feminism, etc):

"Angry Bitches."

Let's face it- the world is not fair when men are still mostly running the show, but being a complete Clap-Trap about it doesn't prove anything except that women are frustrated.

I'm glad I'm not one. Having kids, the monthly cycle, hormonal lunacy, etc. Whew!

Zman

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