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Greetings loyal readers; Michela reporting from day #3 in Washington DC, an event sponsored by over 30 radio stations across the United States to "Hold their feet to the fire"... We are the "fire"; the fed up majority of Americans who believe it is a sin to continue our current immigration policies and who know the conspiracy of Bush the Liar, Gonzales the Corrupt, and Sutton the Satan which made political prisoners of THE TEXAS THREE. Who I met... Julie-- a mother of three who had lived in Los Angeles for 30 years, but is now living in Raleigh, North Carolina. Why? Because she was at a Fourth of July celebration (totally unrelated to any immigration rallies) a few years back, and the Brown Berets threw frozen cokes at them, urinated on the streets while shouting at them. She then realized that Los Angeles has been taken over and destroyed by the unlawful, illegal aliens who have no respect for our nation; they simply want to come here like termites and devour it and move onto the next piece of wood. Julie is Hispanic; call her a racist all you like. Peter Gadiel-- Father of a firefighter murdered on 9/11; through his five years of digging into the travesty and tragedy of his son's death, he found the blank or completely bogus Visa applications filled out by the 9/11 terrorists, and the wanton disregard for any measure of security for large numbers of young males coming from known terrorist-sponsoring nations. Imagine his disgust to find today's policies promote and support the ability for terrorists just like Muhommad Attah to enter our nation again, have driver's licenses that will grant them access to our airplanes again, and basically allow these types of people to live and breath here with you and me all for the sake of allowing unchecked numbers of Mexicans to stay here. If you enforce policies for Pakistan, you must enforce them for Mexico, so we enforce neither. Bush is talking out his ass when he claims to be with us in the "war on terror..." Katie-- Firefighter son, murdered on 9/11. Had to move out of her lifelong home in New York City because she could no longer bear to hear the sirens of fire trucks. Where she used to find them as a source of pride, knowing her son--or one of his firefighting brothers--was on the way to save a family or a building. But since the tragedy, they were a searing reminder of what never needed to happen, and of all she had lost that fateful day. Brian DeCell-- Son-in-law murdred on 9/11; his happy-go-lucky, light-the-room-up daughter has never been the same since her husbands murder, and it breaks his heart to see her so changed. Mother; asks not to be named-- Daughter murdered by an illegal alien. When her daughter was not answering her cell phone and was uncharacteristically late returning home, she and her husband and her grandchildren got in the car and tried to drive around to find her; was she broken down? Seeing her daughter's car, the family pulled over. When they opened the driver's door, her daughter's bloodied, stabbed, dead body was in full view of the children. And as written below, Melanie Kortlang, mother of a woman murdered by a drunken illegal alien driver, a monster on our roads that would never have been here had Bush and all presidents before him, done their jobs. Thank you Bush. Thank you Pelosi. Thank you almost all Democrats and most Republicans. This is the nation you bring us on YOUR watch.

Michela here, reporting to you loyal readers live from Washington DC where over 30 radio stations have rallied their listeners to come to our nation's capitol to demand our lawmakers listen to the 70% majority of Americans who do NOT want open borders, and to demand the release of political prisoners Ignacio Ramos & Jose Compean. Today, I met Melanie Kortlang, the mother of Amy Marie Kortlang... as you can see in this photograph, Amy was a beautiful woman, her whole life ahead of her. She was murdered on October 9th, 2006 by an illegal alien drunk driver in Ramona, California. The illegal alien murderer had been arrested numerous times driving drunk on the streets of the United States of America. He had previously been deported for driving drunk on our streets, but with a border more porous than my spaghetti strainer, he was back, driving drunk, AGAIN. But this time, he was behind the wheel of a concrete mixer courtesy of Mark Kackstetter, owner of MK Concrete. The drunken illegal alien murdered Amy when he hit her car head-on; we all like to think we drive safe cars. Any of you out there think you can survive a head-on collision with the drunk driver of a concrete mixer? Aside from the concrete mixer, a drunk driver applies no brakes, takes no evasive action. The innocent victim takes this crash full force, and for Amy, and TWO OTHERS!!! in her car, it was obviously more than their precious human bodies and lives could sustain. They all died instantly. Ladies and gentlemen, Amy Kortlang, the face of the human life snuffed out in an instant by a monster who should never have been here in the first place, never mind behind the wheel of a concrete mixer. Behind her, the father of a man whose son was one of 3200 innocent Americans murdered by illegal aliens on September 11, 2001:

Gerardo Rivera went absolutely ballistic on the air over a similar case, saying such deaths have nothing to do with illegal immigration. Oh yeah? If the federal government had done their jobs and secured our borders and prosecuted employers who violate our laws, this woman would be alive. The illegal alien murderer would not have been able to cross our borders numerous times to drive drunk on our streets. Secondly, Mark Kackstetter would have thought long and damn hard before hiring a drunken illegal alien driver to get behind the wheel of one of his concrete mixers; a jail sentence that loomed over his head would have deterred him, even if the illegal alien slipped across the protections (hahahaha) at the border. And for your reference, TWENTY FIVE AMERICAN CITIZENS DIE EVERY DAY AT THE HAND OF AN ILLEGAL ALIEN. This is not a cooked up statistic by some whacko group; it is a statistic compiled and verified (and I'll give you by exactly what agency tomorrow). Are you or your children next?

Read all about it A million thanks to Frenchie for this one... Add this issue to the long list of the "things grass eaters do to save the planet that actually hurt the planet more" category. It turns out the energy required to manufacture a Toyota Prius hybrid far exceeds not only the energy required to manufacture a Hummer (by quite a lot), but the overall energy 'footprint' (to borrow from the grasseating lexicon) to manufacture and drive said Prius 100,000 miles exceeds that of a Hummer when driven 300,000 miles. I just love liberals; the Vulcans would never visit earth while Libs are in charge, that's for sure; they couldn't handle the illogic.

On a recent roadtrip to Lamont, California, I caught this sign of the times. When the gas stations have to start duct taping their signs together, Armageddon can't be far. Now, loyal readers are asking... where the hell is Lamont and why the hell did you go there? Mz. Michela's lead foot got her yet again, and she was pegged for driving 94 over the grapevine. Such a speed precludes automatic traffic school, so I took me a wee trip up the street to Lamont to beg for a pass, "Just this once, sir, your honor, sir." I must have had a cute top on that day or something; traffic school was approved. And the road trip wasn't a complete waste. More gems like the one below to follow.

Read all about it Thanks to Marla for this one... So, here we are, a grandmother and a great grandmother were charged with whatever the hell you charge folks with when a child in your care tests positive for cocaine, twice. Let's count the ways you could see this one coming from 5 lines and a big mirror away: 1: Grandmother/great grandmother raising the kid 2: Grandmother is 42; child is 10. Break out your abacus kids, that means she was a grandmother at 32. I say we get a pool going; closest one to the biological mother's age at child's birth wins. 3: The kid attends a school that regularly tests TEN YEAR OLDS for drugs. And, eh, I notice the "Alternative" in the school's title. Did a quickie google-bee on the school; only 189 kids, 69% male, 31% female, and 68% of the students qualify for free or discounted lunches. Let's get the 2nd MWB pool going here; shall we have a small wager on the fact that this school is for the kids who've been tossed from regular public schools? My lighthearted take on this notwithstanding, my heart goes out to this poor child. If there's a kid out there who doesn't stand a chance, it's her. Her life has been so skee-rewed by the horrid adults who are unfortunately in charge of her that she has already been tossed from public schools and is doing cocaine by TEN. Sometimes I just wonder how the hell human beings could be so defective as to fuck up a poor little girl like this. I guess it starts with the 14 year old mother (and whatever made HER have a child at such an age). Well, sorry to end on such a disgusting note and to earn myself another millennia in purgatory, but as Adam Carrolla would say, at least the world got another stripper and not another violent male criminal.

It's important to remember the glorious world we live in. More populated by human beings than monsters, more benevolent than evil, more beautiful than ugly. It's easy to forget these things when you read the daily news. But allow me to give you a small reminder of the beauty all around us, if only we take a moment to look.

Photograph taken early one morning last week by Michela while walking Devil Dog (aka Satan aka Fernando).

Those are lyrics from one of my favorite songs by The Stone Roses, and in this story, the words couldn't be more accurate. MWB presents to you Sara Carter, reporter for the Inland Valley Daily Bulletin. She is the taller, hot blonde on my left (for you spacially challenged, she is simply on your right as you look at the screen). MWB Salutes Sara, the reporter who uncovered the story of the persecution of Ignacio "Nacho" Ramos and Jose Compean. She went to El Paso, Texas presuming that she couldn't possibly have the story right; that the outright persecution just couldn't be as bad as it sounds. Upon arriving, interviewing the Department of Justice's Assistant US Attorney General Bitch Debra Kanof (keep calling her at (915) 534-6884 and telling her what a mockery she makes of the word "Justice"), upon interviewing Jose & Ignacio (Nacho), she found the story as appalling as it really is, and for that, she is my heroine. See, the liberal media cocksuckers at the LA Times would have found a way to spin the guys guilty, no matter what overwhelming evidence to the contrary they uncovered. Sara is an MWB heroine because she did what a reporter should do, and that's ucover the story, remove the biases, and report as-is. Thank you Sarah! Largely because of you, these guys have a fighting chance. No paper in their hometown supported them, no other paper in California brought this story to the fore, and once you wrote your story, a John and Ken Show listener sent it to them, and as the top-listened-to drive-time show in Los Angeles with over one million listeners in LA alone, PLUS Riverside, Orange, San Bernardino, and Ventura counties, these guys have A LOT of support now. Let's hear it for Rockstar Sara A. Carter....

Just as tsls commented in the previous story, The John and Ken Show on KFI held a rally of sorts for the Border Patrol agents who have been outright persecuted by our government and now face twenty years in prison for shooting a drug dealer in the ass. Well of course, this story goes to Michela's core and Michela did not miss this rally. This story is a perfect representation of what happens when governments are run unchecked; they have so much power over innocent lives. And they can have a certain machination that doesn't stop once it's put into motion, even when all available evidence indicates that the machine should be stopped. I find it difficult to convey in words how every single aspect of this story demands outrage, but here's a go.

The bare essentials: 1: One Border Patrol agent was sent to investigate the fact that underground sensors planted by our government had been tripped. Another (Nacho), interrupted his lunch at the main station to go back up the situation 2: The first agent was in a scuffle on the ground with the suspect who tripped the sensors; shots were fired. The suspect had ditched a large white van. Due to the location at the border and the van used by the suspect, there was little doubt they were dealing with a drug dealer, and drug dealers along the border are typically well-armed. 3: The second agent pursued the suspect, who had managed to escape from the first agent. 4: The second agent believes he sees the suspect turn around to fire a weapon; he fires in self defense and hits the suspect in the ass. 5: The suspect continues fleeing and gets into Mexico. 6: The drug dealer has a mommy who knows the mother of a border patrol agent in Arizona. Follow this? 7: She calls this other border patrol agent's mommy, who calls her son, who calls some internal affairs type bureau now a part of Homeland Security. 8: Homeland Security sends a precious resource into Mexico to interview the drug dealer. 9: The drug dealer claims he was unarmed, and attempting to surrender when the agents tracked him down and shot him in cold blood (in the ass). Are you convinced? 10: Homeland Security pursues the charges against our Heroes.

The "Case" against the Heroes: 1: The agents attempted to kill the drug dealer in cold blood, for no reason. No reason whatsoever; never mind the drug dealer had tripped underground sensors in an area well known to be traversed used by drug dealers. 2: The agents failed to fill out some paperwork on time.

The facts: 1: The agents were convicted mostly on the testimony of the DRUG DEALER! 2: The van was ultimately found to have 748 pounds of marijuana, a street value of $4,000,000. Anyone believe the guy was unarmed and defending this booty with his pinky fingers? 3: Ignacio Ramos, the agent who fired his weapon in self defense, was nominated for agent of the year in 2005, so according to our Department of "Justice" (don't make me laugh), this agent went from creme of the crop to rogue manhunter in less than one year. 4: Ignacio Ramos, the agent who fired his weapon, had fired his weapon only one other time in his 10 yeras on duty. That was in 1996 under very similar circumstances. So according to our Department of "Justice", this agent went from not firing his weapon more than one time in 10 years to a rogue and murderous man just like that ('snap'!). Anyone believe that? 5: Both Heroes are veterans of the United States Navy. 6: The case was tried in El Paso, a pro-open borders town. The chances for a fair trial (we'll get back to why there was a fucking trial in the first place in a few minutes) were about the same as getting a conviction for OJ in Downtown Los Angeles. It was the OJ jury in reverse, as stated by the head of the Friends of the Border Patrol. I can't even begin to describe my disgust. I met Mrs. Ramos. I met Mr. Ramos. There have never been two finer human beings, and I pride myself on my ability to size people up. These are hometown folks, they are the parents of THREE children. Their youngest boy was subject to the front ends of rifles and shotguns as he anwsered the door late in the night when something akin to a goddamn SWAT team was sent to arrest these men, Veterans of the US Navy, ten-year veterans of the Border Patrol. The Attorney General in San Diego puts out some lame press release about how we have to let drug dealers captured along the San Diego border because there are so few resources to prosecute them. But I guess we have enough resources to give IMMUNITY to drug dealers and to PROSECUTE UNITED STATES Border Patrol agents. Final note...the drug dealer is suing the United States for $5,000,000. I'd bet that same $5 mil on the fact that this whole charade was framed for the purpose of filing this lawsiut, and the Evil Dilberts at Homeland "Security" (I just can't write those words together without my stomach turning) played right into their hands. Perhaps they're in on the scheme. Does anyone feel safer now that a drug dealer has immunity and two Veterans of the United States Navy and the US Border Patrol might go to prison for twenty years?

Do you feel safer now? No? Say a big thank you to the following:
US Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, (202) 353-1555 Prosecutor of our Heroes
Assistant U.S. Attorney Debra Kanof, (915) 534-6884 Defender of this outrageous policy
US President George W. Bush, (202) 456-1111

PLEASE CALL THESE ASSHOLES AND TELL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM HOW MUCH SAFER YOU FEEL!

And for one final, final note, according to the official Department of "Justice" website, the prosecutor of this case has the official title of "Chief, Major Crimes." Then BITCH, why weren't you going after the major criminal, the DRUG DEALER? This case sickens me so much I can't even think about it anymore.
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The religion of peace gives us more vile, violent, virulent, vacuous, and vitriolic demonstrations of their love for mankind. Tell me again Mostafa how wrong I am to say that Islam has a widespread under (and OVER) current of hate and violence.

Note: photos taken at an Islamic demonstration in London, England.

But we sure as hell don't want an Antique Muff! I bet Muff has a big bushy one, too... eeewwww!

Yes, you too can not only appreciate the oppression of communist regimes (hmm, a few come to mind; Pol Pot, China, Stalin), but also exalt in their glories and promote their oppressive values, all while being a Capitalist Pig. How does one go about such a "progressive"* way of living? It's simple! Go to the Capitalist Pig capital of the world, Nordstrom's department stores, and buy a pair of $150 jeans with the Chinese red star butt label. It's not only that simple, but such a deal for you little Commie Piggie! *Liberals loooove to call their ways of thinking "progressive", when in reality, the only thing that "progresses" under such a mentality is the high rate at which bums under the bridge convert to state-supported couch potatoes.

I know it looks like our roving photojournalist Michela was tilted to the left, say, trying to empty water out of one ear or some such thing, but no, Michela was standing straight up and down. And why a person would purposely tilt their truck at a 20 degree angle to one wheel is truly the mystery of the day.

But all MWB girls know what this is really for!! A USB "eye" massager. Girls, get your "eye" massager now! Plug it into your PC and watch your boss' furrowed brow just melt away...

From the fresh archives of the roving photojournalist staff at MWB, we have a picture of a car. Not just any car. A car that has had its rear end taken out (no snappy sex jokes, Michela). Now why would anyone go and pay for a crapload of expensive body work when you can repair it yourself with $2 worth of bolts from Home Depot? Not only does it look pretty good, it's a very secure solution. Next time the body shop quotes me $2,000 for a bumper because some bolts broke off, I'm gonna show them THIS:

Welcome to the new MWB category, the photographs of the Roving Photojournalist. Our first winner? This fucking loser who put TUKUL4U on his license plate. Seen at an LA Fitness gym near you...he's the guy with no neck, steroid bumps on his overly bulging biceps, and who's grunting at the hot smoothie chick for a protein-infused slushie (add extra raw eggs...rr rr ah ah )at the smoothie bar. The coup de gras? His tags are expired! How much of a loser do you have to be to have expired tags on a HONDA! It costs what, 12 cents to register those rice mobiles?