Militant feminsts and other miscellaneous birkenstock owners are always good for a fabulous Whackadoo Quote of the day. Our latest? Some grass-eating, mustached, guaze-skirted representative from a "women's rights group" Equality Now (gag me with a 5 pronged pitchfork) said this about my favorite place to watch everyone else eat chicken wings:

The most concerning part of a restaurant like Hooters is it’s been normalized — you even see sometimes families go in ... and this is a place where a woman’s body is really the object of the restaurant.

That's right. Taina Bien-Aime (somehow I don't think that's a hyphenated after marriage name; my guess is there isn't a guy with half a sac left in NYC who could date this chick for 5 minutes, never mind marry her) thinks that the Hooters restaurant chain is "concerning." Oh dear! Families eat there? Whoa there nellie! You mean a kid might see a woman with big boobies in a tee shirt? Dollars to vegan doughnuts MS. Bien-Aime doesn't go to the beach. Or to the movies. Or shopping. Dear god, on a recent trip to that fabulous US shopping mecca, South Coast Plaza, I saw at least 1,000 women dressed more obscenely than Hooter girls. And there was no shortage of 12 year-old boys to oogle them, either. And just because we can't see MS. Bien-Aime's form behind her 12 pounds of very loose gauze couture, that doesn't mean that the rest of us gals don't want our bodies be admired. What a concept! Feminists have castigated women for decades for hating our bodies, now we're supposed to be ashamed of them? Hide them? Not "let" them be the "object" of a restaurant? Now, wouldn't you rather get your grub from a hot chick than a fat slob with a hairy wart? I sure would. Just let me know where MS. Bien-Aime eats when dining in NYC...me thinks I wouldn't want to go there and be served by a woman with more piercings than a peg board, more tatoos than skin, and dreadlocks so glued together by filth only a clean shave will fix it. Noooo thank you. Gimme Hooter girl boobs any day.