From my friend JRule, regarding finding the right woman:

"You want to stay positive, efficient, warm, high confidence, hopeful."

But...

"It's like trying to remain pure of heart while dueling beelzebub."

Beelzebub indeed! When I hear of the hags my poor guy friends are forced to choose between, Beelzebub, Ice Queen, Anger Hangar, I just don't know what to say. But let me give it a shot... MARLA AND MICHELA ARE THE CATCHES OF THE CENTURY!!!!