Read all about it Thank you Frenchie. We had no idea our enemies were such busy-bodies. And John Cleese may have been a major player in the funniest thing ever put to film or stage (Monty Python), but being a comedian doesn't take brains. Just ask the slew of them who have died in massive overdoses of cocaine and food. Not a braniac way to go. So Senior Cleese, here are MWB responses to your Declaration of Revocation. 1: British people either sound like they have their heads up the Queen's ass or completely illiterate. Why on earth would anyone want to pronounce words the way they do. So fuck off. 2: When you get your heads out of your queen's ass (see #1), you'll realize (yes, it's realizzzze, -not- realisssse) there IS such a thing as American spelling. You're just jealous the top billionaires (like the guy who runs Microsoft) are American. So fuck off. 3: Why bother? See #2; we own this world. So fuck off. 4: See #3. 5: Why would we sing to a lady who has an entire population up her ass? (See #1). So FUCK OFF! 6: As part of the result of #3, we play whatever the fuck we want. SO FUCK OFF. 7: Besides our brains, how is it you think we own this world? With our guns pointed at your stuck up faces which are up your queen's ass. Any questions before you fuck off? 8: What the hell are you talking about? 9: Can you spell "V-I-P-E-R"? Can you spell "C-O-R-V-E-T-T-E"? Has anyone ever heard of a goddamn Citron? NO? Who owns your sorry ass car companies? The Krauts?! 10: We can call them what we want. See #3. 11: Are you smoking that bad Spanish weed again? Get yourself some American ganja, go read iganja.com, and clear your thinking up. 12: Are you jealous again? We make and sell more beer than drunken English could drink in a century. 13: I repeat, see #3. We own this world, we conquer oil-bearing territories. We pay less, you pay more. See? It's simple. so FUCK OFF! 14: Stop moving while I take a shot at you. 15: That's because you are obsessive compulsive, anal-retentive whackjobs. Let it go already, or fuck off. 16: Why, so our economy can suck as much as yours? Or is it so we can get equally bad dental care? I don’t know if you've noticed, but most Americans have all their teeth, and they're straight. You really should get a tax refund just for all your botched dental work alone. SO FUCK OFF!